{"id":274,"date":"2013-02-27T20:16:56","date_gmt":"2013-02-27T20:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2013etc.com\/?p=274"},"modified":"2014-01-19T20:18:22","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T20:18:22","slug":"mice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"Mice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My roommate and I were just cuddling in with this guy-<\/p>\n<p>when we heard a mouse breaking down our cabinet doors in a fury.<\/p>\n<p>Ruined our date with Sean.<\/p>\n<p>The traps are set. Snickers in place. Hopefully dead mouse in morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My roommate and I were just cuddling in with this guy- when we heard a mouse breaking down our cabinet doors in a fury. Ruined our date with Sean. The traps are set. Snickers in place. Hopefully dead mouse in morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":275,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":276,"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions\/276"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2013etc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}